A Reason To Go To Coachella

After Coachella included a few quality metal bands on the last couple of lineups, it was disappointing that we were completely shut out of the festivities this year.  But the lineup seemed to disappoint everyone but the target audience -- suburban teens looking for a wide open space to experiment with ecstasy -- so we shouldn't feel that special.  It turns out the best way to enjoy Coachella is to show up a week late.  When Professor Bunkum heard about this, he said:  “It’s like Coachella except with good music and red meat.”  But if you witnessed the Morrissey 2009 performance, you would know the smell of burning flesh is always in the desert air, even at Coachella.